Tuesday, December 30, 2008

On Vacation (Post #480)

Hi there! I'm on vacation and will continue posting after January 4th.

Happy Holidays!

Saturday, December 13, 2008

Out Of Control

Thursday, December 4, 2008

State Opening of the British Parliament

Go •••here••• to witness the great pageantry of the State Opening of Parliament from December 3rd, 2008!

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Monday, December 1, 2008

Best Daily Show-Sarah Palin Moments

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Friday, November 21, 2008

Hell is Other People

Bill Gates, Qusay Hussein
Circle I Limbo

Creationists
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Uday Hussein
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Republicans
Circle IV Rolling Weights

George Bush
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Saddam Hussein
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Scientologists
Circle VII Burning Sands

NAMBLA Members
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Osama bin Laden
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

Jessica Gets Upset On Set

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Friday, November 14, 2008

T-Rex Digestion

How long would it take for a Tyrannosaurus Rex to digest your corpse?

Naming Presidents in 5 Minutes

I named 38 US presidents in 5 minutes How many US presidents can you name in 5 minutes?


***HINT: You know the guy that served 2 non-consecutive terms? You have to enter him twice (or so I discovered).
***2nd HINT: Try to remember the Simpsons song about the lesser known presidents!

CNN's Stupid Holograms

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Seann William Scott Talks About His Movies

See "Role Models"... It's pretty funny!



If it doesn't work, you can find the video ••here••.

Monday, October 6, 2008

Lil Bill O'Reilly

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Thursday, September 18, 2008

My Label

How to Win a Fight With a Conservative is the ultimate survival guide for political arguments

My Liberal Identity:

You are a New Left Hipster, also known as a MoveOn.org liberal, a Netroots activist, or a Daily Show fanatic. You believe that if we really want to defend American values, conservatives must be exposed, mocked, and assailed for every fanatical, puritanical, warmongering, Constitution-shredding ideal for which they stand.

Johnny Carson as President Reagan

Watt's at the Y?

Friday, September 12, 2008

Persistence Does Not Pay

***NOT SAFE FOR WORK LANGUAGE!***

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Open Mic Catches the Truth



Republican commentators are NOT happy about the Palin choice...

I have always loved Peggy Noonan, and I always will....

From ABCNews Online:


September 03, 2008 5:59 PM
It seems that Republicans Peggy Noonan and Mike Murphy were caught in a bit of unguarded conversation today and someone posted the moment to YouTube.

Noonan, a former speechwriter to Ronald Reagan and a Wall Street Journal columnist, and Murphy, a longtime GOP campaign strategist, had been guests on MSNBC when host Chuck Todd breaks for a commercial. The camera cuts to a wideshot, but the audio continues for another couple of minutes, as the GOPers debate the selection of Sarah Palin as John McCain’s running mate, including:

Murphy: It's not going to work.

Noonan: It's over.

Murphy: But still McCain can give a version of the Lieberman speech to do himself some good.

Todd: I think this was insulting to Kay Bailey Hutchinson... She’s never looked comfortable with this.

Murphy: they’re all bummed out

Todd: I mean is she really the most qualified woman they could have turned to?

Noonan: The most qualified? No. I would think they went for the, excuse me, political bulls**t about narratives...

Noonan: Every time Republicans do that, because that's not where they live and it's not what they're good at, they blow it.

Murphy: You know what's really the worst thing about it? The greatness of McCain is no cynicism and this is cynical.

Monday, September 1, 2008

How Not To Apply For A Job

This video ruined this guy's life. No, really. It did.



From the Youtube description:

In October 2006, Yale University student Aleksey Vayner applied for a job with UBS AG. Amused by Vayner's apparent puffery, an unknown member of UBS staff emailed his application materials to other investment banks. They were soon posted on various blogs, then YouTube, from where they became an immense viral Internet phenomenon.

The video opens with a staged interview between Vayner and an offscreen voice(believed to be his own). However, the "interview" ultimately consists of a single question, to which Vayner gives a lengthy, rambling response. Using considerable amounts of business-speak jargon, Vayner praises himself and shares his various insights on success, talent, and overcoming adversity. Interspliced with the interview we see clips of Vayner performing various feats designed to look impressive, including bench pressing, skiing, playing tennis, ballroom dancing, and finally karate-chopping a stack of bricks. The video ends with a dedication, and a fairly lengthy credits sequence.

With his name and image appearing on the "Today" show, in The New York Post and all over the Web site Gawker, Aleksey Vayner may be the most famous investment-banking job applicant in recent memory.

But he says his new celebrity is less blessing than curse.

"This has been an extremely stressful time," Mr. Vayner, a senior at Yale University, told DealBook over steak in a northern New Jersey restaurant Thursday.

It was his first face-to-face meeting with a reporter since an 11-page application and elaborate video clip that he submitted to securities firm UBS showed up on two blogs, and then quickly spread to every corner of the Internet. The clip, staged to look like a job interview spliced with shots of Mr. Vayner's athletic prowess, flooded e-mail inboxes across Wall Street and eventually appeared on the video-sharing site YouTube. And the overwhelming reaction was mocking laughter.

Mr. Vayner is not amused. Instead, he said he feels like a victim. The job materials that were leaked and posted for public view included detailed information about him that allowed strangers to scrutinize and harass him, he said. His e-mail inbox quickly filled up, with most of the messages deriding him and, in certain cases, threatening him. Since the video surfaced on the Internet, Mr. Vayner said he has deleted at least 2,000 pieces of e-mail.

It was Mr. Vayner's highly produced video that appears to have made his job application such a viral sensation.

A Zen-like koan — "Impossible is nothing" — introduces the seven-minute clip, which shows Mr. Vayner performing various feats of physical strength and skill, interspersed with inspirational maxims. Viewers are presented with images of Mr. Vayner bench-pressing weights (a caption suggests it is 495 pounds), playing tennis (firing off what is said to be a 140 mile-per-hour serve) and performing martial arts (he breaks seven bricks with his palm).

The tone of the video seems too serious to be parody, yet too over-the-top to be credible. After sharing the clip, fellow students at Yale began to share their favorite Aleksey-style tall tales, notably involving reminiscences of bare-handed killings and nuclear waste.

In person, Mr. Vayner is much as he appears in the video. Tall, with gelled-back hair and a navy pinstriped suit, Mr. Vayner — along with his sister, Tamara, and his lawyer, Christian P. Stueben — met with DealBook on Thursday afternoon. Throughout the interview, Mr. Vayner was reserved, speaking deliberately, sometimes peering at what appeared to be notes in his Yale University portfolio.

Mr. Vayner, 23, said he has been interested in finance since he was 12 years old, when he was creating financial data models. So Mr. Vayner, who is registered in Yale's class of 2008, decided a few weeks ago to look for a job at a Wall Street firm. He thought that making a video would help him stand out in the often cutthroat competition for investment-banking positions. By emphasizing his various athletic pursuits, which he listed as including body sculpting, weightlifting and Tai Chi, as well as brief stints on Yale's polo and varsity tennis teams, Mr. Vayner said he could show that he had achieved success in physical endeavors — success that could carry over to the financial world.

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Ants

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Midnight Train to Georgia

From the best comedy on television since "Arrested Development"!

See more funny videos at Funny or Die

Friday, June 27, 2008

Worst Phone Message Ever

This is really unbelievable ...

(I found it HERE...

From the website:

The back story on this is that a girl named Olga was out with her friends in the Marina district of San Francisco (known for being a popular hang out for douches), and she talked to this guy named Dmitri for all of two minutes. Then she gave him her card and said “give me a call.” The above is the messages he left. Listen to the whole thing, it just keeps getting better and better. I won’t even tell you my favorite parts because i don’t want to ruin anything. Just list



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Close Call With Train


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Friday, June 6, 2008

Six Feet Under

Yes, I did post this last year around this time. It is the finale to "Six Feet Under." But I cannot get over how moving it is.

Young Hillary Clinton

This is what Hillary Clinton has been reduced to, because of her ABSOLUTELY STUPID REFUSAL TO ACCEPT REALITY! THIS IS WHAT YOU'LL BE REMEMBERED FOR, HILLARY!

Friday, May 23, 2008

Tuesday, May 20, 2008