Tuesday, December 25, 2007

The Queen's 50th Christmas Address

Queen Elizabeth II's fiftieth televised Christmas address, presented for the first time on YouTube, at the new Royal Channel.

You can find the video •HERE•.

Enjoy!

Happy Festivus, and God Save the Queen!

Amazing - Happy Festivus!


Extreme videos

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Car Accidents

Suggestion: Turn volume down or off. The music is horrid and annoying!

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Kevin Costner in an Apple Lisa Commercial

Yes, it's really him! A workaholic with a dog who needs to look at spreadsheets before breakfast ... Thanks, Apple!

Sunday, December 16, 2007

Words of Wisdom from Steve Jobs

From what I've heard, Steve Jobs can be a major a**hole, but there is no doubting his artistic vision, in my opinion at least.

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Screw You NBC Universal

So NBC Universal pulled its stuff from iTunes. This means I can no longer purchase my three favorite shows: "30 Rock"; "Stargate: Atlantis"; and "Battlestar Galactica."

I HATE YOU, NBC UNIVERSAL! I HOPE YOUR NETWORK BLOWS UP!

Here's the latest "Atlantis" episode, so *%)# you!

Well, the player won't load, but go here to see the episode!

http://www.surfthechannel.com/



Thursday, November 29, 2007

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

The Max Headroom Interruption



From the YouTube Description:

During a broadcast of the Dr. Who episode "Horror of Fang Rock" on WTTW Chicago Channel 11, on Sunday November 22nd, 1987, at around 11:15pm, a Video "Pirate" wearing a Max Headroom mask broke into the signal and transmitted one of the weirdest, unauthorized things ever to hit the Chicago airwaves.

Earlier in the evening on the same day, during the Nine O'Clock News on Channel 9 (Yes, a completely different channel) the Max Headroom Pirate also broke in - although it was for a much shorter time and there was no audio.

Needless to say, Dan Rohn (the sports reporter) was a bit flustered.

And no, he was never caught.

My Take: The guy was probably high and/or drunk. Even with the audio distortion, his ramblings don't make much sense. Here's what I am able to make out:

"He's a freaky nerd!"

"This guy's better than Chuck Swirsky." [another WGN sportscaster at the time]

"Oh Jesus!"

"Catch the wave..." [reference to a Coke commercial at the time of which Max Headroom was a spokesperson]

"Your love is fading..."

"I stole CBS."

"Oh, I just made a giant masterpiece printed all over the greatest world newspaper nerds." [??]

"My brother [mother?] is wearing the other one."

"It's dirty..."

"They're coming to get me..."

(Note also that he appears to be wearing a [rude word deleted] on his middle finger.)

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Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Saturday, November 17, 2007

Friday, November 2, 2007

My Brain Is Bleeding

From the mockumentary "BoyzVoice":

the "Playmomen" music video!

Thursday, November 1, 2007

Fraud Freaks Out

“Psychic” fraud freaks out when challenged by Criss Angel on NBC’s Phenominon (which is, of course, hosted by Ć¼ber-fraud Uri Geller)!

(The confrontation bit is at about 3 mins or so)

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Friday, October 19, 2007

How To Lose What We Have (1950)

What would happen if Americans chose socialism or communism?

Here's the answer, according to the American Economic Foundation in 1950!








Missing Scenes

...from the world's first movie! See how many styles/movies you can find! But watch closely!

Monday, October 15, 2007

Oops

Friday, October 12, 2007

Russian Tunnel of Death



How odd is it for we of Generation X to see western cars in Russia?

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Wilhelm Scream

From the Wikipedia entry:

The Wilhelm scream is a stock sound effect first used in 1951 for the movie Distant Drums. Actor-singer Sheb Wooley is considered to be the most likely voice actor for the scream, having appeared on a memo as a voice extra for the movie.

The Wilhelm scream has been featured in many movies and television programs since. Alongside a certain recording of the cry of the Red-tailed Hawk, the "Universal telephone ring"[1], the Goofy holler and "Castle thunder," it is probably one of the best-known cinematic sound clichƩs.


Video compilation:

Friday, September 28, 2007

Breaking and Entering

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

It's Not Okay!



What I love about this video is:

1. Mom says, upon hearing her son is an athiest, "We need to start going to church every week!" Hmmm.

2. Mom's immediate reaction is to threaten him with removal of Christmas presents! Is that what religion is about?

Saturday, September 1, 2007

Friday, August 31, 2007

Darwin Award Nominee

**NSFW LANGUAGE**

Friday, August 24, 2007

Anti-Scientology Video

You can find an interesting video detailing the outrages of the "Church" of Scientology in Germany. As we all know, Scientology is a rediculous cult adhered to by mental defectives, and invented by a ruthless conman.

Please take a moment and check it out.

•YOU CAN FIND THE VIDEO HERE.•

Thursday, August 9, 2007

Lion Reunited With Trainers

Quakers on Conan

Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Youth Pastor FCC Prank

If you haven't seen it, a "youth pastor" accidentially said "pinch their tits" instead of "pitch their tents" while he was on video. Some guys pretend they are from the FCC and tell him he will be fined $50,000! Very funny. The great thing is that this is just the sort of guy who would complain to the FCC over "Family Guy" (or some such)!


Youth Pastor FCC Prank - Watch more free videos

Siskel Discusses "Return of the Jedi" (1983)

Saturday, August 4, 2007

A**hole Mitt Romney Gets Testy

What a complete ass this guy is! Everyone in Massachusetts (myself included) hates this guy!

Saturday, July 28, 2007

Joanie Loved Chachi

Dammit! It took me 25 years to banish all thoughts of this miserable spin-off! Damn you, YouTube!

Thursday, July 26, 2007

LiveLeak: Ron Paul Interview



You go, Ron! I wish you were pro-choice and pro-gay marriage, but everything else you say is great!

Thursday, July 19, 2007

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Walking Newscaster

Will the iPhone Blend?

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Monday, July 9, 2007

Raiders of the Lost Ark: The Adaptation Trailer



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BONUS: Check out THIS VIDEO PARODY of a first date from the perspective of many popular video websites. Hilarious!

Thursday, June 28, 2007

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

"Moskau" Rebuild

I can't get enough of this song, or the video!

Roman Candle Fight

I am 36 years old. I have a Ph.D. I write seriously about serious subjects, such as free speech. I enjoy classical music and British comedies. And yet, I love this!


Roman Candle Battle - Watch more free videos

Indiana Jones 4 Video Diary #1



I can't wait to see this movie... I hope it lives up the hype and expectations. Although, with George Lucas involved, there is a high probability of disaster. Somewhere in the Chernobyl area.

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Saturday, June 23, 2007

Six Feet Under Finale

One of my favorite shows, and the BEST finale of a televsion show ever!

Friday, June 22, 2007

Rubik the Cartoon

I don't remember this, but it was (apparently) a cartoon from the mid-1980s. It makes sense, of course, as the Rubik's Cube was such a huge hit. Shameless, and yet bizarre!